ANSWERS TO LIFE'S BIG QUESTIONS

Question: How do you get chosen as a Republican leader?

Answer: Only two questions - are you a registered Montgomery County Republican voter and can you get the support of the other Republican voters for election or the majority of the Committee for a mid-term appointment. We don't ask gender, religion, age, orientation, race, color, marital status, ethnicity or any other personal information. We aren't DEI, it's your ability that counts.

Funny, our Democrat counterparts actually have segregated their seats for years by sex, so many for males and so many for females. Of course to maintain their radical roots they recently opened up the seats to "non-binary", meaning if you so chose you could "declare" a gender to match the vacancy that was available!

Crazy you say? Well, welcome to the Democrat Party. What do you think of that option?

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