I read this satirical piece on the internet. I couldn't figure out who wrote it but it epitomized (in a funny way) all the reasons folks on the far-left have decided to vote for Wes Moore.

Do you know anyone who thinks these "untruths" are true?

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I think I'm leaning towards voting for Wes Moore. 

• I think it's important we allow 8 year olds the opportunity to change their sex.
• I feel guilty that I don't pay more in taxes and fees.
• I think it's important we redistrict our state so we have consistent Democrat representation without the distraction of any Republican reps.

• Its important we ignore the mistakes hardened criminals have made in other countries and allow them the opportunity to make those mistakes in this country.
• It is therefore critical we shift our priorities to the needs of those misunderstood  criminals & transgressors ahead of the citizens who feel they are entitled to special consideration simply because they pay taxes and obey our laws.
• Its important to me that my health care needs be determined by a government beaurocrat.
• I trust that the government will manage that decision and provide economical efficiency as they have done with everything else they manage.
• I am confident that if we implement stringent punishing costly unproven climate initiatives then the worst polluters of the world in the far east will eagerly follow our lead.
• I respect Governor Moore's efforts to leave the wrecked key bridge as a memorial to bridges past. 
• I realize Democrat leadership and spending gave us the highest inflation rate we had seen since the eighties but I'm confident they'll get it right this time if we give them another chance. 

Vote Democrat right down the ballot - what could possibly go wrong?