Hire A Hero

HELP A HERO!

In April, my friend, the MAGA-hat wearing Atsu Mable, was assaulted in Germantown by two criminals intent on silencing him. Afterwards, he told reporters, “I’ll wear it again.” Atsu stood up for the Republicans of Montgomery County by refusing to be intimidated, and now we have a chance to repay him. Atsu has an MBA in Accounting but has been having trouble recently finding employment. If you know anyone who needs to hire a good accountant, please pass on Atsu’s résumé (included below), make sure to share both pages OR just forward this link.